AUDIENCE FOR: Ercnard Sieghart

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Comments

[guestservices]

Sounds like you drew the short end of the stick, then.

[ercnerd]

Heh. What makes you say that?

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[deadpan]

You got volunteered for work, didn't you?

[ercnerd]

I wouldn't call it work . . . though I wouldn't call this proper rest, either.

[Lucid dreams are so tiresome.]

Souji's always complaining that I don't talk to others enough. If I don't move from time to time, he'll keep insisting and I won't be able to sleep in peace.

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[rip sieg]

You can probably just fake it.

[ercnerd]

Does that mean I can use your name?

[guestservices]

No.

[ercnerd]

Tsk, some advice . . . Don't you know that faking it won't work unless there's someone to corroborate the account?

[guestservices]

Haha. If you don't give a name, he can't prove it or disprove it, can he?

[ercnerd]

Oh, not bad. You're a crafty one. It's no wonder you get along with Vulpecula.

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Yes. That's definitely why we... associate.

[ercnerd]

Associate? Is that the word kids these days use?

[guestservices]

Yes, of course. [in the driest of tones:] You see, Vulpecula and I are actually hiding a sordid love affair, but they get embarrassed if I put it like that.

[ercnerd]

How would they put it?

[guestservices]

They're very shy and don't want word of our relationship getting out.

So, associate it is.

[ercnerd]

They're shy? What a surprise . . .

[guestservices]

Yup. Extremely shy.

[ercnerd]

Is that what drew you in?

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[extremely deadpan]

Yes, that's exactly my type. You got me.

[ercnerd]

I have an eye for these things.

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Do you now.

[ercnerd]

I do!