AUDIENCE FOR: Ercnard Sieghart

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[guestservices]

I knew you'd understand. [haha.] I guess I like hearing things from people myself anyway instead of relying on a second source of information.

[ercnerd]

Doesn't Souji tell you?

[guestservices]

Souji counts as a second source of info, you know.

[ercnerd]

Most of my time is spent with him.

[Knowing what a social butterfly Souji is, he can't say that the opposite holds true.]

Whatever he says is bound to be the truth.

[guestservices]

Sooo if I said he's told me you've cried yourself to sleep every night since you got here and he wanted someone to come by and cheer you up, that'd be true?

[this is not even remotely close to what souji said, but, a point.]

[ercnerd]

[Inwardly he has probably cried himself to sleep more than once.]

Souji may be a liar when it suits him, but he's too sincere to make something like that up.

[guestservices]

[jae wtf NO THAT'S SAD STOP THIS.]

I didn't really ever think of him as a liar to begin with, so now I feel like I've just learned something new.

[ercnerd]

[No actual tears were shed. He sleeps so much, because he's depression napping.]

Everyone lies, but it turns out that he's something of a rascal. He'll insist if it gets him what he wants.

[guestservices]

[valid of him.]

So what I'm hearing is that the two of you have been getting along pretty okay since you arrived.

[ercnerd]

The circumstances behind his presence are unusual, but he's a good addition to the mansion.

[guestservices]

Good to know. I'm not really sure you guys could get rid of each other even if you wanted to. You're all sort of stuck.

[they fold their arms over their chest.]

He's been telling me a little about how you guys are spending your time. Something about gardens and monsters under the bed?

[ercnerd]

[He cants his head. "Sort of"?]

You've got the gist of it. Just like at the daycare, we have something to do every week.

[guestservices]

It's funny. I haven't read all of the files or anything, but I don't really know a lot about the places you guys were kept. Don't tell me it was a literal daycare...

[ercnerd]

It was. We didn't have proper food for weeks, and our change of clothes was geared toward that demographic. There wasn't a lot of room at first, either.

[guestservices]

That...sounds like a health code violation waiting to happen. But then again, maybe death doesn't care about stuff like that.

[ercnerd]

Death may not, but even the Underworld has better living standards for the dead. It's a miracle the bear managed to survive on the daycare's portions.

[guestservices]

[sieg can't see their face, but he will get the sense they are raising an eyebrow.]

Been to the Underworld recently? And why was the bear with you?

[ercnerd]

Why else? He lost his keys.

As for the Underworld . . . it's been a little while, but I've been there.

[guestservices]

Of course. How silly of me to ask. [why else would the bear be there.]

What were you even doing there? The Underworld, not daycare. I think I know exactly what happened with that.

[ercnerd]

We were there to warn the Haros of a demon invasion. Once the matter was settled, we returned to our own dimension. Why do you ask?

[guestservices]

I don't know. Most people don't just casually say "oh yeah, when I was in the Underworld" like it's a normal thing.

[ercnerd]

That's because I'm not normal. As an undying legend, I've been around more than most people.

[guestservices]

An undying legend...which means what, exactly? [aquarius has read some files but not in full detail, apparently.]

[ercnerd]

Exactly what it sounds like. I'm the legendary gladiator of Kanavan, but I don't age. Death doesn't usually stick for me, either.

[guestservices]

[....hm.]

Okay so...how does somebody just become a legendary gladiator? [help.]