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BREAKIN: Employee Lounge



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shaft: (war » g36)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-20 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well! That sign definitely wasn't there before, while Claude was foolishly going into all of the mystery rooms. He's made out of a murky fog today, which might be a little frightening when he grabs Sebastian to investigate with him. ]

Wouldn't happen to know anything about picking locks, would you?

[ Testing the door to check if it's actually locked first! Assuming it is, he will check for a bypass, and if there isn't one, whip out his dagger to try and monkey with it. ]

Or have something fine, like a pin or a card?
unbested: (i-i'm laundry)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaah!!

[ Definitely jumping from this fog monster grabbing him??? With his cute pomeranian ears standing up straight, along with his ahoge. But he can... maybe figure out who he's looking at if he squints really hard... ]

Oh, you're... um.

[ ...Well, whatever, he doesn't need to remember his name. ]

A-anyway, no, that's illegal!!!

[ Buuuut he's going to look through his pockets anyway... he's got his baton that he can take the rubber ball tip off of, but that's probably still too thick... ]
shaft: (war » g20)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-20 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He is a stinky man, this is correct. This stinky man looks at Sebastian with a brief moment of sympathy for this poor, loud child.

And then grabs him by the front of the shirt and yanks him inside, slamming the door behind them. ]


Are you sure it's illegal? Have you read the law book that pertains to this jurisdiction?

[ But he's not looking at Sebastian anymore, though he will hold onto him to keep him from bolting back out. What's the interior like? ]
unbested: (um i somehow swallowed the knife)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh good, he was just realizing the only sharp object he had was the pin of his prosecutor's badge and he was going to feel really weird if he tried to use that to break into a— whoa!!! ]

W-well, I... guess not...

[ And now that he's IN HERE PROBABLY COMMITTING A CRIME he guesses he will also look around... ]
shaft: (war » a75)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides, I'd say it's more important to learn about what's keeping us hostage here than worrying about a door or two.

[ Since Sebastian seems to be on board for now, Claude will let him go to start looking around. He'll glance over the bottles and the snacks (anything good?) before turning his attention to the desk. He's going to focus specifically on the corkboard to see what information is there. ]

C'mon, help me look around and we can leave here faster.
unbested: (beethoven's 5th just can't get started)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah... that's true...

[ Pops would probably forgive him for breaking the law to help him anyway, right...?

Takes a deep breath and exhales. Okay. He's doing this!!

He's kind of into this music, actually, and waves his baton along with the rhythm as he investigates. He'll take a look at the file cabinet while Claude checks the corkboard! Does this also need a key... ]
shaft: (war » a60)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like these papers predict the excursions that are beyond the revolving doors, and where trial will take place.

[ He frowns, leaving the papers where they are for now, but he will absolutely try to squirrel them away whenever they're yeeted out of the room.

He'll turn his attention to the over cabinet that's above the desk, does that also have a lock? And is there anything on the desk itself? ]
unbested: (there's an amazing number of csonkas)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Um, does it say anything about the weeks after this one?

[ But he's asking that kind of distractedly and not listening that hard for an answer because oh god he's really a criminal now. Closes his eyes and unpins his badge from his lapel... then opens them again to look at the lock.

This is probably too short to plausibly work, but he's trying... This is for you, Pops!!!! ]
shaft: (war » g56)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ A phone! He picks it up! Anyone there? ]

You alright? [ But also, glancing at Sebastian. ] You can try to break the lock with the hilt of my dagger if you want.

[ Looking at the alphabet lock... he tries "H O T E L" to see if it opens. ]
unbested: (i waited at denny's)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Noooo...

[ Is this symbolic of his sense of justice going crooked????? He hates this!! ]

Like... just... hitting it?
shaft: (war » g43)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Here. Just take it.

[ He'll give Sebastian his dagger. ]

What's a five letter word with T in the middle?

[ He rubs his head, looking around for any clues? Help? Before trying "R E T R O". ]
unbested: (nope. nothing. i don't get it.)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ :(

Well, I guess he's exchanging his baton for a fucking dagger now, but actually he's just going to ditch the file cabinet for a second to see if he can get lucky and find the key somewhere else.

Does the desk have any drawers... that don't require keys.............. ]


Uh... [ Looks down at the baton sticking out of his jacket pocket ] ...Baton? Or... catch... enter...? Enter makes sense!
shaft: (war » g45)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
There's no E after the T. Good job finding that key though.

[ He tries "B A T O N" because why not. And then, grasping at straws, tries "C E T U S"?

While having a breakdown about knowing words, he'll also peer at the posters to see if there's any hints.

Also, takes his dagger back since Sebastian didn't choose violence. ]
unbested: (hey look milk duds! they never go bad)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ HALLELUJAH he is going to try the key on the file cabinet and cry if it doesn't work

He's also going to keep trying to think of words as he does so! He is very clearly counting out the five letters on his fingers for each one. ]


Extra? Wate— oh, no E. Um... motor...

[ ... ]

The, um... the B word...
shaft: (war » g36)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Apparently Claude is now a himbo that can break open a door with a dagger, but can't spell a word to save his life. ]

What'd you find?

[ Giving up on Wordle, he's going to head over to the TV! Is it on? If not, what is playing when he turns it on...? ]
unbested: (somebody covered their tomato plants)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yay!! Fluffy pom tail wagging triumphantly. ]

Hey! It's files about us!

[ Well, OBVIOUSLY he's going to check out his own!!! What's in here! ]
shaft: (war » a67)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Are there files for Flayn and Clementine? Anything that mentions what happens after they die?

[ Erases Sieghart.

There's nothing interesting about the posters either?

Going back to the schedule on the corkboard, does it list anything beyond week Ahnkeen? ]
unbested: (a treasury of sergio aregones sketches)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh this is awkward. It is also awkward for me personally as I notice that I typoed chrysanthemum the second time I typed it in my app, rip.

Puts... that away... ]


Um... yeah, let me see...

[ — actually first he's going to glance at the Emet-Selch file to see if he should be even more terrified of his bathroom situation than he already is.

But then yes, he will look at the Clementine file! ]
shaft: (war » g36)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Help, these posters.

Claude gives them all a bleak look before returning... to the Wordle. ]


Here we go again.

[ Okay, the second letter isn't A, E or O, so instead of putting in a whole word he will try to find the vowels. Where are you. Trying I and U in the second slot.

I'm gonna push my luck and see if he can try testing the first letter for all five vowels too, this T is killing me. ]
unbested: (you might want to pan off me)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh... okay, he's not sure what the elephant thing is about (unless it's just referring to how HUGE HE IS!!!), but Emet sounds pretty okay, actually... Maybe he should chill a little...

Hastily putting that one back!! ]


Clementine's... has a "deceased" stamp on it, and a "Kills: 1" thing, but it doesn't look that different otherwise...? At least as far as I can tell.

[ He will read this one out loud!! ]

I think they're all in here if you want to look at any besides mine.

[ Actually let's check Cloud quick too, is there anything about him being dead and then not dead? 'Cause that was weird. ]
shaft: (war » g24)

[personal profile] shaft 2022-06-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing about where she's at now, huh?

[ He squints at the letters. ]

This lock is knocking me out, by the way. It's a five letter word with T and N, and the only vowel is I.

I was thinking light or night, but there's no H.

[ Eric, I'm begging, help.

Also, how strong is the metal of this cabinet, can Claude just stab his way in. ]
unbested: (i hates that rabbit too)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shakes his head. ]

Nope...

Hm... Cloud's had a "deceased" that got scribbled out and now it says "alive" aga— hey!!

[ RUDE??? THAT COULD HAVE SLAMMED HIS FINGERS :(

He'll look over at the puzzle then, god! And right as he opens his mouth to suggest "night" — of course. ]


Oh... Night was going to be my guess.

Um. "Nifty"...?