unbested: (i haven't read tolkien in almost a week)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-08 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sigh ]

Okay.
unbested: (actually i bet it isn't)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-08 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Th...thanks, I think?

...Only, you know, I'm not a kid anymore, I'm a prosecutor!
unbested: (nope. nothing. i don't get it.)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-08 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow... You're not a human, then? [ ... ] You're not a vampire, right?
unbested: (you're harshing my buzz)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-08 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, me too!!!

...Except for one who was really awesome, but that was a special case because he just ate sardines and didn't drink human blood.
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-08 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's like, a principle thing. He promised someone he wouldn't so he doesn't! He's really cool.
unbested: (actually i bet it isn't)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-09 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well... I'm trying to now, yeah...
unbested: (i haven't read tolkien in almost a week)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-10 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks...

...Um. Can you maybe not keep doing that so much?

[ what if it leaves a mark on his face right before trial!! ]