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[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well, yeah. I mean, he's really cool, and he's the best prosecutor there ever was! And my mom hasn't been around for a while, so... you know, he's my whole family!

[ he is trying very hard to sound cool and not sad or stressed out about any of this!! ]

You guys don't— you haven't met all the people that got kidnapped for this thing, have you?
unbested: (hm. dare i?)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... I just kind of... wondered if he knew I was here to help him, I guess. I-it doesn't really matter.
unbested: (i waited at denny's)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I just want him to know I'm doing my best. And I won't let him down no matter what, so he can believe in me!


That's, um, the message I'd want to give him if that was a thing. But I guess it's not, so... that's fine.
unbested: (but i disappointed him)

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[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. Okay.

[ he takes a deep breath... and sighs. ]
unbested: (my cap'n crunch treasure map says)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and quickly wipes a tear away from the corner of his eye before changing the subject! ]

A-anyway, one of the other things I wanted to ask about was, uh, the thing I asked about during the last trial? About... whether it's possible to do some magic thing or whatever to scale the bathroom fixtures up and down based on who's using it... I have to jump to reach the thing to adjust the temperature in the shower and it's definitely a safety hazard!
unbested: (i'm gonna color it!)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ nods... ]

Like what?
unbested: (i haven't read tolkien in almost a week)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
unbested: (i waited at denny's)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. B-because if I die from slipping in the shower and hitting my head then no one can murder me?

[ THIS SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY TERRIBLE REASON ]
unbested: (you might want to pan off me)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. And... if I had a broken ankle or something, I'd have a hard time murdering anyone else, even if a shadow tried to make me do it...?
unbested: (i waited at denny's)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, it ensures that other people will still have the option of killing me?? I don't know what other angle I'm supposed to be coming at this from!

[ and talking about murder opportunities this much is starting to stress him out!!! ]

I don't think anyone else cares about my stupid bathroom!
unbested: (wow these are REALLY cheap sets)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Yeah...





[ he still doesn't know what they're looking for here i'm sorry ]
unbested: (i haven't read tolkien in almost a week)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-22 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
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