[ He is not optimistic. One day of island survival sounds way too easy. He just wants to lie on the floor of this boat and not even move at all until the place has just had enough with him and dumps him out on the floor of the hotel or something. Unfortunately he is but a slave to higher powers but also he doesn't want to be left alone.

He can carry this bone. He can carry several bones. His clothes are partially made out of bone for some reason, even. More bones. But no yeah seriously, he will hook some rope into his belt loop, keep the canteen in the inside pocket of his jacket, the flashlight in his hand and big ol' bone in his other hand... wow, they're set. ]

'Lotus Island' sounds pretty nice. [ Ngl. ] I ain't wandering off into the creepy dark woods, though. That's asking to get mugged.