AUDIENCE FOR: Claude von Riegan

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Comments

[guestservices]

Not really, but it's an odd place to spend time in.

[looking behind them...? what are you doing, claude.]

[shaft]

[ puts his hands on their shoulders! and squeezes! it's a shoulder rub. ]

Never been in jail either, then?

[guestservices]

I have not. Also, what are you doing?

[shaft]

Feeling pretty awkward, actually.

[guestservices]

That explains very little.

[shaft]

Look... I'm not a very friendly guy.

[guestservices]

I am aware that you're rather private, yes.

[shaft]

So are you.

[guestservices]

I am.

Just as I'm curious as to what prompted all of this.

[shaft]

... It's not entirely out of the goodness of my heart.

[guestservices]

[dryly]

I would've been more surprised if it was.

[shaft]

Have a little faith in me...

[guestservices]

[amused]

I don't think you can make that request after admitting to it.

[shaft]

I'll take you on a real date sometime.

[ not to a jail cell ]

In the meanwhile... I was curious to know how much you know about the gift shop items.

[guestservices]

[thanks claude]

Depends on what you want to know.

[shaft]

The lollipop which will answer one question... What are the chances I could go "how do we revive our fallen friends, save our hostages and shut down the hotel permanently?" and get an actionable answer?

[guestservices]

[they hum]

I can't say for sure—for one, asking for an actionable answer for any question will depend on if such a thing exists—so I'd advise waiting until you have a clearer idea of the full situation and can gauge if that question is plausible.

[shaft]

... Huh. That's not as dismissive as I was expecting.

I figured you'd say something like, "don't meddle with the hotel."

[guestservices]

It's not a bad thing to think creatively.

However, I'd remind you not to bet on there being an answer to your question either.

[shaft]

... Do I get a second chance if there's no answer?

[guestservices]

No. Hence why you should use it with caution.

[shaft]

Alright, warning received...

[guestservices]

Was there anything else?

[or did you torment me for 30 comments for this]

[shaft]

[ TORMENT...? tell me how you really feel... ]

What, you're not enjoying our quality time together?

[guestservices]

[YOU MADE ME WONDER FOR 30 COMMENTS WHAT YOU WERE UP TO

wryly,]

You took me to a prison cell.