AUDIENCE FOR: Claude von Riegan

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[ they will dangle all the sweet info they want that's their job as an npc ]

Was that your end goal, trying to get to our private rooms? First you break into our office, and now this...

[ they mostly just sound amused. anyway, they gesture with their wine glass. ] Staff keys are staff keys, sticky fingers! They're for us to use on the things we need them for.

[shaft]

I never said we broke in.

[ in was... an accident! ]

So they're off limits? This is uncharted territory for me, since our last hosts let us come and go as we pleased.

[ napping in hugo's room... the pinnacle of luxury ]

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Whoa, whoa, we're having our first drink, and you're already asking me to invite you back to my room?

[ aquila, ]

They're our rooms. No offense to your last hosts, but that's weird.

[shaft]

[ grins! ]

I can't say I don't understand. I don't think we're entitled to your personal space.

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Now, don't threaten me with a good time, Claude von Riegan.

[

this thread is bad actually ]

Anyway, I agree. Not really part of the hotel experience, just a place for us to sleep when we get the chance to.

[shaft]

[ i kiss aquila on the forehead :) ]

Ah, so you're one of the ones that actually sleeps?

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[ :nyeh: ]

Sometimes, when I get the chance. Mostly, I'm working my tailfeathers off with the rest of them.

[shaft]

Are we so demanding?

[guestservices]

Yes.

[shaft]

... I guess I can see that.

[ thinks of bucky causing problems 0.5 seconds ago ]

What about those files on us, are those private as well? Even our own?

[guestservices]

[ aquila looks into the camera like this is the office

no im kidding. anyway: ] Yeah. What if you wanted to take stuff out? Change it? Can't have that.

[shaft]

You don't trust me?

[guestservices]

You've got kind of an untrustworthy face.

[ ?

this is a joke, probably ]

[shaft]

[ yeah, he gets that a lot ]

What if... I do this?

[ makes a sad face ]

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[ I hate this.

they prop their chin in their hand. ] Hm? Do what?

[shaft]

[ tch

he frowns ]

Wow, age has really dulled some of my weapons.

[guestservices]

[ :3c ]

Getting old is so sad.

[shaft]

I'm only 23...

[guestservices]

Really? I could've sworn you were older.

[ they're like clearly teasing, though, if their tone is any indication. ]

[shaft]

[ sniffs ]

I guess I do have a roguish, debonair demeanour...

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[ help ]

Or a beard.

[shaft]

Is the beard really so prominent? It's normal for guys my age where I come from.

[ why do people keep mentioning it ]

[guestservices]

When you say "guys my age", you sound even older.

[ they are almost definitely just fucking with claude now if the mischief in their voice is any indication. ]

[shaft]

I guess... I'm just old on the inside.

[ sometimes you have no serotonin

looks at them ]

How's your tolerance?

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[ hehe. they pat him on the back like there, there.

at the question, though, they cock their head, birdlike. ]

Very, very good. Why?