AUDIENCE FOR: Alphinaud Leveilleur

[guestservices]

this is a placeholder until you get us a funnier one

Comments

[sageguidance]

I would not consider humiliating myself “fun”, but it was not difficult to complete.

[guestservices]

Well, good job. Meet me by the front desk.

[sageguidance]

Very well. I shall see you anon.

[ And sure enough, Alphinaud shows up after a few minutes. ]

[guestservices]

[lepus is waiting there.]

Give me your key.

[sageguidance]

—Hm? All right.

[ offers his key ]

[guestservices]

[they take it. after a few moments, one of the stars at the bottom lights up and remains lit.

they hand it back to alphinaud.]

There.

[dispel effect is now his! as stated on the menu, it will allow him to pick any target, including himself, and either a) cancel out an active effect or b) protect them from the next effect inflicted on them. "effect" in this context refers to curse-type powers/powers that are along the lines of "do [x] to [y]" and aren't blatantly helpful like imagine if hypothetically we said it negated someone trying to heal you. anyway, one use only.]

[sageguidance]

Much obliged.

[ keys get ]

I suppose, overall, that wasn't too bad. A pleasure doing business.

[guestservices]

Yeah, thanks for the entertainment. Funniest thing I've seen yet this week.

[sageguidance]

[ wow, ]

I suppose someone had to break up the tedium of your long work days, hm?

[ binch... ]

[guestservices]

Yup. Congrats on having carried that duty.

[sageguidance]

Yes, yes...

Speaking of, shall I leave you to return to your duties?

[ since they are apparently not a fan of talking... ]

[guestservices]

[they wave a hand, aka yes. i'm so sorry to alphinaud who does not deserve this when everyone thinks he's cursed now.]