AUDIENCE FOR: Estelle

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this is what you get until you give me a shitpost

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[they groan. loudly.]

I can't say that. All I can say is I expected it to be the first power I wouldn't be able to give out because too many people wanted it, and that's not what happened.

[mustbepurged]

[honestly, fair.]

I think that once we knew the staff could heal us directly for tasks, we started relying on that instead... perhaps too much...

But just to confirm, if somebody did have the jerky, would they be able to heal a broken bone?

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[they think about it]

If the bone was the only thing they were healing, it would heal most of it, I think. It'd still be pretty fucking tender - if they smacked it again they could probably break it more easily than they would have the first time. But they'd be able to use their hand.

If they had any other injuries, it wouldn't touch any of those. Just the bone.

[mustbepurged]

So hypothetically, it ought to be enough to fix Emet-Selch's arm...

[guestservices]

Hypothetically.

[mustbepurged]

[She smiles a little more brightly than an answer like that probably warrants.]

Okay! Thank you.

Oh, and to confirm... the power produces an actual piece of jerky? Does that mean the target would have to willingly accept it?

[guestservices]

You could force-feed them.

[mustbepurged]

That sounds like a choking hazard.

[guestservices]

And staying injured because they're too stubborn to eat a piece of jerky is a dying hazard.

[mustbepurged]

I don't disagree with that...

[A little tiredly.]

[guestservices]

[siiighs]

If people make shitty choices, they have to live with the consequences.

[mustbepurged]

That's true, but if there's any way to help them, I still want to try... Nobody really deserves to hurt if it can be avoided...

[guestservices]

Tch. Sometimes people will reject your help anyway. But - like I said. Force-feeding them is an option if they're too fucking stupid to just accept it.