AUDIENCE FOR: Dimitri oh fuck i have to put in his last name

[guestservices]

this is just a placeholder until you give us a real one

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[guestservices]

[they shake their head]

No... it is not. Room service is for guests who have not been banned from the premises of the hotel. [...] In fact, anyone with an unused room service power when they died would have lost the use of it, and it would have become available for someone else on that side to attempt to do a task for.

[overruns]

I see...

[ he's a little disappointed, but it's not like he had a terribly productive reason for asking. ]

Though I was under the impression that we are still at the hotel grounds, of sort.

[guestservices]

[mE REALIZING I USED THE WRONG ICON THREE DAYS LATER]

There's... a connection. How do - [they glance briefly at a shadow cast by some of the stuff in the kitchen.] ...how the fuck do you think I get back and forth for when people on that side call me, or to deliver mail? But we aren't in the hotel, and it's not the kind of connection just anyone can use.

[overruns]

[ i didn't even question it tbh

so they can't just throw sandwiches in an empty grave to summon people back to the other side? tch ]

So we cannot travel by the means you do. I suppose that makes sense. I wonder why one would bother to keep us here at all, then.

[ there's a kitchen and everything? it's a weird sort of afterlife. ]

[guestservices]

[imagine if that was the endgame plan]

It "entertains" the boss.

[they don't do the airquotes, but they sound like they do.]

[overruns]

[ i'm choosing to believe that it is ]

Of course. [ he scoffs and warms up the stove. ] More entertaining to dangle the lot of us over here, just out of reach of the living.

[guestservices]

[they grumble something decidedly unkind and very rude under their breath about where the nightman can stick it while dimitri does that.]

[overruns]

[ flayn has actually become a delinquent. he's briefly amused before he sounds thoughtful. ]

Still, if there is a connection... [ mm. ] It is not nothing.

[guestservices]

...

[they nod once]

It is a connection meant only to be used by "Virgo," but... yes, it exists.