AUDIENCE FOR: Butt Strife

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Comments

[skyagain]

Some people are wrong.

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more sardines for them
less sardines for you

[skyagain]

I would've brought back leftovers as a tip if I'd known.

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who the fuck said anything about me liking sardines

[skyagain]

You've been defending them this entire time.

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i have been defending other people's tastes
there is a difference

[skyagain]

So you don't like sardines.

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yes. fuck sardines

[skyagain]

How are you bad at lying through text?

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im not bad at lying fuck you

[skyagain]

How are you going to prove that by lying badly again?

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[a very, VERY long time later:]

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[skyagain]

I can't read this.

[ HE CLEARLY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT WITH HOW FAST THAT CAME BACK ]

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it is two fingers making a rude hand gesture

[skyagain]

What kind of gesture?

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one that means fuck you

[skyagain]

I've never heard of that hand gesture. You should describe it.

[ he has flipped people off before. ]

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it is two middle fingers pointed upwards while the others are not

[skyagain]

Weird. Why's it mean fuck you?

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how the fuck should i know ?
it just does

[skyagain]

So how are you so sure it does? Could be someone was messing with you.

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i have seen multiple people use it to convey that meaning

[skyagain]

Where they all here?

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no

[skyagain]

Oh yeah? Where else?

[ he's truly just being an ass now. ]