AUDIENCE FOR: Butt Strife

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[guestservices]

You have a giant sword, you know.

[skyagain]

That's why I only said it was decent.

[guestservices]

Do you even still have it...?

[skyagain]

Sure. Never had to use it, but you never know.

[guestservices]

[considers this...]

Guess it's not a bad idea to have something you can reach faster than the sword if your back's against the wall.

[skyagain]

[ or if he hits the sword against the top of a door. ]

Yours ... you summon it, right?

[guestservices]

Yup. [a pause.] It's with me. I can probably show you later if you're curious.

[when the contract's over, they mean.]

[skyagain]

... Sure. When all this is over. Aerith'll want to see it, too.

[guestservices]

[there's a little hum.]

Think you'd be up to go a couple of rounds?

[fight them!!]

[skyagain]

Will you?

[ after draining their mp for eight weeks???? ]

[guestservices]

Well...maybe a little bit of a break first. But after that!

[skyagain]

Maybe Aerith'll have an ether. I lost all my inventory coming here.

[guestservices]

Yeah, I didn't have any of mine in the Realm either. And I...kinda used a bunch of my ethers already.

[it has been a long eight weeks.]

[skyagain]

... You're at least taking a nap. Won't be any fun kicking your ass if you're dead on your feet.

[guestservices]

I think if I took a nap I probably wouldn't wake up for, like, two weeks. [noooo napping.] Besides, I could easily beat you in my sleep anyway.

[stop.]

[skyagain]

Then you can take a nap and we'll test out that theory.

[ no sell. ]

[guestservices]

Starting to think I'm not the only one who needs a nap here.

[don't just call cloud cranky because you're losing an argument.]

[skyagain]

Great, we can nap together.

[ sora you cannot win this ]

[guestservices]

[just pushing at cloud's shoulder a little.]

Later then. I should probably....consider working today.

[they will. it's been a long enough time of moping around.]

[skyagain]

Yeah, alright. [ he has to dislodge himself from both sora and meow wow, which is a Task, but ] Make sure you eat before work.

[ since he can't eat during :/ cloud stop being a dad ]

[guestservices]

Yeah, okay. I will. [a pause.] ...thanks, Cloud.

[skyagain]

...Nothing to thank me for.

[ EMBARRASSED IMMEDIATELY Bye ]