AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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Do you have all the issues that come with that, too?




[ aquila is



the last person on god's green earth who is allowed to joke about daddy issues ]

[unrecked]

[looks into the distance]

Kinda rude. Maybe I'm really well-adjusted. [He's not!!! Well, he is when I lobotomized his trauma away.] It's a big family, so we split the issues.

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[ "lobotomized his trauma away" is maybe the worst sentence ever

anyway they look curious, tilting their head. ] Mmn. Big family...?

[unrecked]

[listen]

Yeah. There are about, I don't know, ten of us. Give or take a few who aren't legally required to show up to family get-togethers.

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[ swats you with a flyswatter

aquila whistles, like a daaamn whistle. ] Shit, yeah. What're a group of bats, a cauldron?

Never really had a big family. Might be nice.

[unrecked]

[................Pulls on the wing.]

You want a big family? You can have this one; see how long you last. You bicker more than anything else. Working with them sucks. Your "Dad" critiques everything you do. [Looks away.] ...Have someone to call when you get in a sticky situation, though.

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[ they laugh when he does, playfully batting at him with the edge of it. ]

Well. Some of that's familiar. [ aquila daddy issues last name. ] Do a lot of bickering with the family I do have. But the backup must be nice. Where do you fall in your family, in terms of age?

[unrecked]

[WAH. He sort of swats a bit at it as it unfairly attacks him in retaliation.]

Second oldest. [There is no reason for him to sound this proud. None.] Unless you count Babs. Then I'm third oldest. But she isn't adopted, so I'm second oldest.

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Hah. A big brother, huh? I could see it.

[ they push the wing annoyingly into his hand then, more obnoxious than anything else. ]