AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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I appreciate that you made an attempt.

[unrecked]

So no basically. Just say that.

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I was being sincere. Quite a few people leave nothing when they call for us.

[unrecked]

[He is getting so many nice tags today, and for what? He doesn't know what to do with himself.]

Well, where I'm from, a tip is usually money. So a lot of people here probably think they don't have much to give you. Sure, some of us are just giant assholes.

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I don't begrudge them. It's just a pleasant surprise when we do get something.

[unrecked]

Damn, you guys really do have some emotions.

[THIS IS A JOKE, CETUS, PLEASE.]

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[dryly]

Is that a good thing or bad thing?

[unrecked]

Uh. Both probably? Good you give a shit for us, but bad because now we can use that against you.

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[calmly,]

I wouldn't advise deliberately making an enemy out of me. [anyway.] Of course, I'm sure it goes without saying that we're not your allies either.

[unrecked]

[This should not amuse him, but it does slightly. Now he's interested, you dingdong.]

Yeah. [He taps the contract.] Not that I considered you my allies. But good luck convincing some of the others of that.

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[wow?]

People tend to look for companionship in difficult situations, consciously or otherwise.

[unrecked]

I'm aware. Not a great idea sometimes. Like here probably. You know there's a few of them who will probably try to "save" you guys, right?

[guestservices]

... Well, that's sweet but wholly unnecessary.

[unrecked]

[A helpless shrug.]

Good luck. They are real go getters.

[guestservices]

Not an inherently bad trait, at least.

[unrecked]

A little ominous to say that considering what I just read in this contract about the criteria of the game.

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You don't have to worry. That's something I say as a person, not as a staff member.

[unrecked]

You think the best of people?

[guestservices]

No, not really?

[unrecked]

You're killing me, Smalls.

[The Jan energy here.]

I can take these with me, right?

[guestservices]

Smalls...?

[they nod and also i hate you.]

You may keep your copy, although you should probably keep it private.

[which is to say a voice from past the fourth wall tells jason this is a request from the powers that be...]

[unrecked]

I'll explain if you guys get better films in here.

[Now he has to show Tsurumaru and Cetus Sandlot.]

Yeah, I figured as much. Not that I'm exactly the sharing type. [He will take it and put it in his jacket. Safe.] Thanks again, I guess.

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[what??]

No need, though it's appreciated.

[unrecked]

[He stands up.]

Just accept the damn thanks, Cetus. I don't hand it out like candy, so it's a surprise you've gotten it so much.

[guestservices]

Then, I'm flattered.