AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[guestservices]

Well... if I hemmed and hawed, wouldn't you just accuse us of lying?

[unrecked]

Sure. But I'd probably accuse you of lying about a lot of things anyway.

[Well, now he isn't sure what to do with himself. A lot of Jason's problem is he is ready for resistance because it's familiar, and he expects it. So when he does not get that... then what?! THEN WHAT?!]

...Thanks, I guess. Maybe I should save it until I get what I asked for.

[guestservices]

[JASON YOU NEED HELP]

No need for thanks. We're just carrying out our responsibilities as staff, for better or for worse.

[unrecked]

[Yeah, he does.]

That doesn't sound very great. You got your arm tied behind your back too? I guess you'll tell me that's confidential.

[guestservices]

We signed a non disclosure agreement, so you are correct in that I'm not at liberty to discuss the finer details of my employment.

[unrecked]

I figured.

[He does not sound shocked.]

There any fine print I missed in the agreement? It said entertainment, but how far does that go? Does dying mean it's terminated?

[guestservices]

Dying itself doesn't terminate the contract, but if you haven't provided sufficient entertainment by then, you will be considered to have failed to fulfill the terms outlined.

[unrecked]

Well, after yesterday, I might have got a little too far ahead of myself.

[A joke.]

How the hell are we supposed to know what's sufficient entertainment and what isn't? Like, you got a little Skelly Poll that gives us ratings?

[guestservices]

It would have been outlined in your contract.

[unrecked]

That's convenient when half of us don't remember shit-all about the contract except for a few more important pieces. Am I gonna have to request that too?

[i am now on the other side of the seasonality school apps situation help]

[guestservices]

If you would like to see your contract, I can request a copy, although it will likely take time.

[like [checks watch] oocly in an hour at earliest]

[unrecked]

[i hate this actually]

It's weird we have to request it, and you didn't just give us a copy in our little goodie bag when we got here. You don't think that's weird? At all?

[guestservices]

We are not automatically provided with them.

[unrecked]

Jesus. Your employer really needs to take some business HR classes. You're getting the shit-end of the stick here, pal.

[guestservices]

[almost dryly]

I'd wager there are few jobs in the world where one doesn't.

[unrecked]

We're going to have to work on getting you self-employed. You guys are really giving me depression.

Oh. Hope your boss hasn't bugged the place. That'd be awkward.

[guestservices]

You can assume they are generally watching.

[unrecked]

[A pretend grimace.]

After you went through the trouble of helping me and everything. [It doesn't sound like he's worried.] Oh--

You able to tell me what to do with this?

[He will pull the hotel-stamped ticket out of his pocket and wave it. Not the second one, the one first.]

[guestservices]

You'll see tomorrow.

[unrecked]

Interesting and a little concerning, but okay.

[He pockets it again, then sort of nods off to the side.]

I'm finished, so you can go. Thanks, I guess.

[guestservices]

[they give a light bow.]

May you have a restful remainder of the day.