AUDIENCE FOR: Clementine

[guestservices]

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[guestservices]

Unfortunately, that's how things are here.

But I'd like to talk about the things I can talk about with you!

[stillnot]

Oh yeah? Me too.

[ hmmm. oh! ]

Since some of you are picky, what kind of tip do you like to get?

[guestservices]

Oh, no. The honest answer here is that I'm not actually all that picky... I'm just happy anyone wants to leave me a tip at all!

But, I like cute things, I guess?

[stillnot]

Not picky is good, and cute things is easier than money.

[guestservices]

Yeah, it's hard to leave money as a tip when your wallets all got left behind wherever you were before.

[stillnot]

And some of us don't even have wallets.

[guestservices]

That makes it harder, too.

If someone left you a tip, what would you want it to be?

[stillnot]

You guys already know so much about us that I shouldn't have to answer questions.

[ but ]

Food. Or bullets. Batteries aren't bad to have, either.

[guestservices]

We've got your files, and I've skimmed them, sure... but I prefer to get to know people by talking to them rather than just reading about them.

[they shrug]

That makes sense, though. It's all practical stuff.

[stillnot]

Fair enough.

I guess... I also like decorations. Stuff to put up in my room, you know?

[guestservices]

Things that make it a little more personal?

[stillnot]

Yeah. Back home I have some cool skulls and fake flowers, and some drawings hung up.

[guestservices]

Skulls? Like - animal skulls, right?

[said in the same sort of tone as one would expect from that anakin and padme meme]

[stillnot]

Uh-huh.

Like a boar and a deer.

[guestservices]

[they nod]

Did you hunt them yourself?

[stillnot]

No, just found them. I bet I could, though.

[guestservices]

It'd be pretty interesting to see!

[stillnot]

I don't know, hunting is pretty boring to watch. It's just a lot of being quiet and having good aim. And some animals are easier to just catch in traps.

[guestservices]

Really? I guess it's one of those things that sounds more exciting to hear about than to actually see it, then. Like, oh! I tracked down this really dangerous boar! And guess who came out on top? Me!

...but really you're just lying in wait and shooting it.

[stillnot]

Pretty much.

[guestservices]

That's too bad... oh, well.

[stillnot]

What, you want to see someone wrestle a boar or something?

[guestservices]

It would be kind of exciting, don't you think?

[stillnot]

I think I'd die.

[guestservices]

Are you kidding? Between you and a boar, I'd bet on you every time.