[ they are completely pleased with this context, just nodding sagely. aquila is the type of person who seems to like the hot goss.
anyway. they nod. ] Yeah, I love this place. Nothing like getting a good shoulder rub when you're working twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, and people are getting murdered.
[ deadpan... but their love for it is genuine. ] Did they have that at the station, seriously. Sounds - wait, wasn't that place all, y'know.
Cover your virgin ears, Aquila, because that is the least scandalous thing that happened in the station. [Lightly, lowering her voice to a mock whisper like she's discussing a conspiracy.] Like once, someone fucked the elevator.
That's why they call it the indulgence center. Even the elevator's having a good— well, no. Actually, I don't think I can call fucking a killer robot a good time. So glad I'll never have to see that bitch again.
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anyway. they nod. ] Yeah, I love this place. Nothing like getting a good shoulder rub when you're working twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, and people are getting murdered.
[ deadpan... but their love for it is genuine. ] Did they have that at the station, seriously. Sounds - wait, wasn't that place all, y'know.
[ they
make an inappropriate finger in hole gesture ]
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Rated R? Yeah, it was. [Snorts.] The hands were very good at their job.
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they start laughing, and then badly try to cover that laughter, and then give a very dramatic - ] No.
[ a beat. ] I mean, wow. Elevators put people out, but putting out's a different story.... [ AQUILA. ]
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