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[personal profile] toesies 2022-07-04 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Because your boss kidnapped my 16-year-old daughter, and if I die without holding up my end of the contract, then so does she. So I'm working out a plan to avoid that. Or, you know, at the very least take down whichever fucker tries to put a knife in my back down with me.

[except she apparently has knife hands starting tomorrow, so maybe it's not a counter anymore.......]
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-07-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I know the drill. So... lay it on me. What questionable and-slash-or uncomfortable thing do I need to do?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-07-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
... I hope so, too. But it doesn't hurt to be prepared. And if I die anyway but my daughter makes it? Then it will have been totally worth it.
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-07-09 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Hey, don't worry, I like being alive— or, undead. So not becoming regular dead is already part of the plan. But it never hurts to have a plan B, right?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-07-10 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[and then sheila got caught for murder. wowie!

she pauses, looking at them.]


Hey, Vulpecula, look at me. Are you okay?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-07-10 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... I won't. I'll have you know, I'm gotten very good at tricking cops. I bet I can trick a group of amateur detectives being held hostage by the boogieman just as well, too.

[well.

she did get caught! but she didn't use vulpecula's power, so technically not a lie? (no)]