AUDIENCE FOR: Sheila Hammond

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week 3, monday

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[cetus is here]

What can I do for you?

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[She produces the YOU TRIED sticker from... somewhere. It may or may not be her titty pocket, we just don't know.]

Yeahhh, I was hoping someone could tell me what the fuck?

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[hmmmmmmm]

I'm not too sure.

[toesies]

... I'm going to be hearing that a lot, aren't I?

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Probably.

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No theories you're allowed to share, either?

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Any theories should come from you, I'm afraid.

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Yeah... I thought that's what you would say.

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[a light bow of their head]

Sorry.

[toesies]

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to apologize like that! It was still worth asking, anyway.

So, what have you been up to lately?

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The usual, I suppose. As staff, my daily life is probably more constant than yours.

[toesies]

Probably! Not having to worry about killing or being killed sounds like it would free up a lot of mental bandwidth.

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Ha... yes, I can't deny that.

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Still.. You don't have any hobbies, Cetus? Doing nothing besides watching and working sounds like its own special brand of stressful.

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Working keeps one's mind occupied.

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Yeah, that seems like a recipe for burnout.

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I haven't had an issue so far...

[toesies]

Well, that's how burnout works. One day you think you're fine, and the next you hate your job and would go rather go home and watch Lifetime movies all day.