AUDIENCE FOR: Sheila Hammond

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[guestservices]

Yeah, of course it's weird, but you're also in a hotel that gave you a dancing chicken. It doesn't change that the contract was signed, so you must have at least known about it before that.

[toesies]

Of course I know that. That's not the part I'm trying to debate.

But there's no way I would have forgotten that much fine print with my baby's life on the line, never mind all thirty five of us coming down with the same specific amnesia. Something must've caused that, don't you think?

[guestservices]

I can't really say, Mrs. Hammond. The contract is between you and the owner of the hotel though. That's all we can work with.

[toesies]

... Yeah, I guess questions like these are probably above paygrade. No offense.

[Are they even getting paid? Help.]

Anyhow, I also wanted to ask about the room service menu. How does it work?

[guestservices]

None taken. [but they move on.]

Like any hotel, room service isn't for free. If you want something, you have to ask the staff member you want to buy from. From there, you can decide you want to purchase a power. You'll be given a task that you have to complete in a week and if it's satisfactory you get the power. You can only earn two for the duration of your stay, and you can only earn one a week. We're limited stock, too, so there's always a chance if you aren't fast enough you might miss out on something you want or be put on a wait list.

Make sense?

[toesies]

Makes sense. And these abilities, they're all single use?

[guestservices]

Yeah. They don't expire once you have them though, if that helps.

[toesies]

It does help, actually. Thanks.

[But this is backtag land now, so she won't ask about getting one. Anyway, they are presumably at the café now?]

Do you drink coffee? And speaking of drinks, you should tell me about the kind of stuff you want to see in your tip jar.