AUDIENCE FOR: Harrowhark

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[guestservices]

[ how dare you this is my NPC iris? ]

I think you're your own worst critic. [ just putting that out there. ] But I think you have. Even when we attempt to grow a beautiful garden, weeds will always find their way in. You don't set the entire thing ablaze because of a brief shock of monkshood poking up between your peonies.

[ as if aquila knows anything about gardening. unfortunately he knows a lot about metaphors and flowers so here we are. ]

[outsidebones]

...I don't know anything about flowers.

[so the metaphor doesn't work. well, except that she's not dumb and knows what they mean.]

[guestservices]

Ah, nevermind. Because you don't know anything about flowers, I take it back, you're right back to your status as remedial.

[

shut up aquila. they're clearly teasing though. ] It might do you some good to learn, though, all things considered.

[outsidebones]

No one sent me any bouquets. I can't see how it would come up.

[guestservices]

What, you don't want to show people up with how much you know about them when people come to you for information?

[ it's not about needing a classical knowledge of flowers but it is in fact about spite and being the best at things ]

[outsidebones]

There are some areas of knowledge I'm comfortable delegating to others.

[guestservices]

Too bad! I could've taught you.

[ bad ]

Though, maybe your own metaphorical garden shouldn't be one of them.