AUDIENCE FOR: Harrowhark

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Comments

[guestservices]

In case you forgot, one of them already tried to murder me right in front of everyone and no one even tried to stop him.

[outsidebones]

Yes, but he was out of his fucking mind at the time.

...Would it have worked?

[guestservices]

Just because it wouldn't necessarily stick if he'd found a way to actually stab me doesn't mean I want to get stabbed!!

[outsidebones]

I think you're being a little dramatic about this. We all get stabbed sometimes.

[guestservices]

That does not mean that I have to like it!

[outsidebones]

I suppose I'm just surprised to hear you so bothered by negative opinions of you, when we cannot truly do anything to harm you. Our first conversation, you laughed at the notion of our hostages being slain...

[guestservices]

That was before I realized some of you would actually try to kill me. [they grumble] Shit, I don't know what else anyone expected, coming to a place like this. Of course there's going to be some asshole who laughs at those things. What else would someone watching this for fun expect?

[outsidebones]

So you feel you ought to play your role appropriately? Though you yourself are not our host.

[guestservices]

Who the fuck said anything about playing a role?! I'm just saying, no one should be surprised someone like me was hired to work here!! At least they shouldn't if they had half a brain!!

[outsidebones]

I wasn't surprised, no. I'm much more surprised to see how...defensive and frightened you are now.

[guestservices]

That's because the bastard has been ringing the bell just to stare menacingly at me at least once a week since he tried to kill me. And he's supposedly in his right mind now!

[outsidebones]

[that's actually extremely funny.]

How terrible.

[guestservices]

It is!

[



they sound like they're pouting.]