Don't know how much you know about machines, but think of the hotel as like a program. Not literally speaking, but figuratively, it runs according to a set of code, implemented by the Nightman. Some crap is therefore intentional on my employer's part, while some are unintended effects or glitches of the code since even programmers don't always know how exactly their script is going to run.
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We've had the rooms from the beginning. We weren't exactly sleeping on dirt, here.
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That make sense?