AUDIENCE FOR: Harrowhark

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[outsidebones]

Please don't kill him.
Short of that, I take no issue with that.

[guestservices]

Even I'm not unprofessional enough to kill guests. Probably.

[outsidebones]

Good. Then we're settled. But fair warning, one of the Avatars did try to give him a splitting headache as punishment, and it absolutely only made him worse.

[guestservices]

That just sounds like masochism at this point.

[outsidebones]

Perhaps. Really, though, if you don't want him to talk to you, the key is to be excessively boring.

[guestservices]

Rest assured I do my utmost to be as uninteresting as possible.

[outsidebones]

Do you have any particularly dull hobbies, by chance.

[guestservices]

My hobby is watching paint dry.

[outsidebones]

Yes, that will do nicely.

[guestservices]

Good to know it's efficient annoying stranger repellent.