AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN! WHY THE FUCK ELSE?

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You're gonna throw out your voice if you keep yelling like that!

[ I don't have enough smiling/laughing Aikawa icons single tear... ]

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MY VOICE IS JUST FINE!

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Counting down the minutes 'til you either choke or your voice dies out.

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FUCK YOU!

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Nooooo thank you.

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.......NOT LITERALLY!

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[ OKAY NOW HE IS REALLY BIG TIME LAUGHING ]

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!

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Holy shit. [ Wheeze. ] That was pretty good.

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[grumbles and eats more of aikawa's food]

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Well, it was worth a shot.

[ Picking up the menu and considering if he should get something more since Virgo is basically eating all of it at this point anyway. ]

Hey, you like sweet stuff?

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....why are you asking.

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'Caaaause I'm thinking of getting dessert.

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Hahahaha, order something and we'll see if your taste in desserts is any good!!

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Oh my god! Now I feel pressured and judged!

[ But he will order..... a plate of sesame dango, if it's not to Virgo's tastes then it's their funeral. ]

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[they pop one into their mouth





and then pop like half of the rest of the order into their mouth]

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Heh heh, I feel like I won something.

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[spoken with their mouth full:]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WON?!

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The dessert lottery.

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That's not a thing?!

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But could it be?

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How the fuck should I know! I don't make lotteries!

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Hey, you're staff. Theoretically, could you, if you wanted to?

[ Playing the 'can God make a rock that He cannot lift' game here apparently. ]

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...

[they did not expect him to ask that]