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[decaptych]

oh shit there's a limit? okay damn yes i want the jerky

this is a lot more text i was expecting from you, very aggressive but very helpful actually thanks, yeah it made sense

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fuck you i'm not helpful !
but i am WAY more useful than the other bastards

anyway
come up with three limericks. each one has to be about a different guest of the hotel.
and then share them with people. once the identity of each one you wrote about has been guessed by a different person your task will be complete.

no sharing it with one really smart person who will guess all three !
that's cheating and i don't reward cheaters damn it

[decaptych]

o
kay

you're very not helpful but you are very useful thanks

[ This is so much send help. ]

can you cgive me an example of a limerick

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there once was a stupid dumb ass
who asked how to do his own task
"what's a limerick ?" he said
instead of using his head
and writing some poems really fast

[decaptych]

oh its poems? maybe i can use school knowledge for this

[ Just taking into stride that this poem is insulting the shit out of him. That is a-okay coolio beans. ]

ok... i can probably do that

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tell me once three people have guessed them and jerky is all yours

oh

and also you can't tell people it's for a task

[decaptych]

oh so it's deadass just like wiwaldi, ok i can do that yeah sure thing. i'll let you know

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you better !