AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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[guestservices]

it is not our job to be nice

but yeah that's right. tch you want to do someone else a favor and make me hand over my power ? rude

[decaptych]

but it'd be nice if you were?

hey i'm just asking maybe it's a group effort. what do u want for jerky

[guestservices]

can't tell you what i want until you commit to getting it
don't want a bunch of bastards running around comparing notes hahahaha

do you even know how the power thing works yet

[decaptych]

i'm learning, i'll commit to jerky, nothing can go wrong about getting food that heals!!

but can you tell me how it works pretty please

[guestservices]

i give you a task.
you try to finish in a week.

if you don't, too bad ! you fucked up !
if you do you just tell me [read: send another audience request in and link the threads] and get the power unless a bunch of other people wanted it and finished theirs first.
because there's only so many of these we can give out we can't have all you fuckers running around with a bunch of powers !
but you can go on a waiting list and get it later OR i guess in that case we can let you pick a different one that isn't full

but you have to do whatever the task is
if you don't you can't just be like actually never mind ass hole i want to do a different one
it will expire after one week and then you can try again

also you only get to do one task a week no matter what even if you go really fast and finish it in one day you don't get a second one that's fucking cheating

also remember that you can only use each power once and you only get two powers total during your stay
so if you got one and used one this week you would only get to pick one more later on

and most of these can't be used during the trials. there are some that can be but mine can't.

did that make sense to you

[decaptych]

oh shit there's a limit? okay damn yes i want the jerky

this is a lot more text i was expecting from you, very aggressive but very helpful actually thanks, yeah it made sense

[guestservices]

fuck you i'm not helpful !
but i am WAY more useful than the other bastards

anyway
come up with three limericks. each one has to be about a different guest of the hotel.
and then share them with people. once the identity of each one you wrote about has been guessed by a different person your task will be complete.

no sharing it with one really smart person who will guess all three !
that's cheating and i don't reward cheaters damn it

[decaptych]

o
kay

you're very not helpful but you are very useful thanks

[ This is so much send help. ]

can you cgive me an example of a limerick

[guestservices]

there once was a stupid dumb ass
who asked how to do his own task
"what's a limerick ?" he said
instead of using his head
and writing some poems really fast

[decaptych]

oh its poems? maybe i can use school knowledge for this

[ Just taking into stride that this poem is insulting the shit out of him. That is a-okay coolio beans. ]

ok... i can probably do that

[guestservices]

tell me once three people have guessed them and jerky is all yours

oh

and also you can't tell people it's for a task

[decaptych]

oh so it's deadass just like wiwaldi, ok i can do that yeah sure thing. i'll let you know

[guestservices]

you better !