AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

[guestservices]

mostly void, partially stars.

❤

Comments

[evocationary]

Sure thing. Is that a thing that'll get you in trouble? Me knowing that kind of thing?

[guestservices]

The boss doesn't really like us to talk about ourselves much! You're the guests. All of this is about you, not about us.

[evocationary]

Ahh, yeah. That sounds familiar.

Can't blame us for being curious though, right?

[guestservices]

I can't! But rules are rules, and all. Sorry if it's frustrating to have us dodging your questions all the time!

[evocationary]

I mean! Yes! It is. But I've been there. There's nothing worse than someone trying to ask you a question you can't answer.

Not because you don't want to, but because you can't.

[guestservices]

Yeah... it really sucks!

[evocationary]

You seem like you are maybe not very good at keeping secrets.

[guestservices]

[ ?! ]

I'm great at keeping secrets! Doesn't mean I like doing it, though.

[evocationary]

[whoever this is cracks me up]

Same hat, I guess.

[guestservices]

[they look at lup's head as if to check if she's wearing the same type of hat as them]

[evocationary]

[no she's wearing taako's hat though probably i've just decided this]

[guestservices]

[feels their own hat to see if it has changed to look like taako's. (it has not.)]

[evocationary]

[she's trying. really hard. not to laugh.]

It's another expression.

[guestservices]

Oh. [a beat.] I... I knew that.

[evocationary]

It's fine if you didn't, I'm aware I say some buckwild shit that I shouldn't technically know about.

[guestservices]

Well, yeah, but it'd be pretty rude of me to just be like, "I have no idea what you're saying, that's weird," or whatever...

[evocationary]

Is that rude? [lup, who has said this to people before]

[guestservices]

People have gotten mad at me when I've said it before!

[evocationary]

You can say whatever you want to me. I'll probably think it's funny.

[guestservices]

I'll keep that in mind for next time! I know it's just a turn of phrase, now, so it wouldn't be genuine if I acted surprised.

[evocationary]

[how tall is vulpecula btw or is that shrouded in mystery]

Fair enough.

[guestservices]

[shorter than lup!]

Hee hee!

[evocationary]

[oh, tiny.]

You ready to pop this sucker in the oven? [gesturing to the dough.]

[guestservices]

You bet! How long will it be in for?

[evocationary]

[she gives them a time because again i'm not looking it up]

Thanks for hanging out with me. By the way. Or serving me, whatever works with the rules.