AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

[guestservices]

mostly void, partially stars.

❤

Comments

[guestservices]

Oh, c'mon, now you're just discounting yourself.

[ thwap, thwap, thwap. their aim is surprisingly good with this thing. ] You've got a whole guestbook page full of skills! Get outside the box.

[evocationary]

Oh, yes, my skill of arson is going to do me very good here. Stop! Hitting me!

[throws a shirt at them]

[guestservices]

[ the shirt hits them ostensibly right where their face would be, in a floof of black veil fabric and cheap hotel gift shop shirt.

they laugh, startled and bright, and catch it, letting it slide down and holding it in their arms after.] Sick dunks? [ this is teasing, still sounding very amused.

they do stop this sticky hand assault at least. ] You could always come up with something else. Again - worst thing that's gonna happen is we don't like it. Every one of us has different taste!

[evocationary]

Yeah, not that any of you fucks will tell me what it is. Every time I ask you a personal question you do gymnastics to dodge it.

[grumbles.]

Can you give me like, an example?

[guestservices]

Gotta keep the veil on.

[ there's the implication of a wink in that tone.

but after a moment, they nod, setting the shirt down and spinning the sticky hand around their gloved finger. ]

It doesn't have to be a big deal. Don't overthink it, yeah? Maybe something like, "when you've got some free time, I'll go for a walk with you in the courtyard."

[evocationary]

Seems kind of silly to promise something like that when I'm already planning on coming to visit you guys all the time.

[she says, tilting her head back.] I can't believe I have to give you guys things. Like food isn't a great reward.

[guestservices]

You can't just put yourself in the box and declare yourself the tip.

[ they sound very amused, though. ]

When you gave out gifts, did you do it just because? This place's a business, that'd be shit for the bottom line, or something. Iunno, I'm not that great with numbers.