AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

❤

Comments

[evocationary]

Seeing what, my moments? Spy on me more.

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Gross. Pass.

[evocationary]

That's what I thought you'd say!

[she's in here getting ready to just fuck around with the food - this is an excuse to get lepus to actually speak to her, so she doesn't have anything in mind.]

So what do you do, then? If you don't work or spy on people.

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[they would say "mystery" but then lup might actually think there's anything interesting about them and they clearly can't have that?]

Watch grass grow.

[evocationary]

Fascinating. How fast does it grow per hour? Centimeters? Inches?

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I see no reason to share the fruits of my endeavours with you.

[evocationary]

It's clearly what you're passionate about! I wanna knooow.

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It grows at a rate of 0.00003 cm per hour. There.

[they definitely pulled that out of their ass.]

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What color was it? [now she's just being annoying]

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Green.

[evocationary]

Are you sure it wasn't blue? I'm pretty sure grass is blue.

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Might I recommend seeing a doctor about your vision problems?