[HELP STOP TRYING TO EAT HIS PIG. Saizo is sweating... Souji will just reach down to pick said lil piggy up, laughing.]

Ah - yes, I'm sorry about that. My name is Souji! I'm a participant, though I "arrived early"... [AND DIED ABOUT IT.] I've been here for quite some time, so I've been able to watch the other side since then. Are you hungry?

[Nodding toward the stove! He's also resident housewife to this frat so he makes sure everyone is well fed.]