AUDIENCE FOR: Clementine

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Skulls? Like - animal skulls, right?

[said in the same sort of tone as one would expect from that anakin and padme meme]

[stillnot]

Uh-huh.

Like a boar and a deer.

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[they nod]

Did you hunt them yourself?

[stillnot]

No, just found them. I bet I could, though.

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It'd be pretty interesting to see!

[stillnot]

I don't know, hunting is pretty boring to watch. It's just a lot of being quiet and having good aim. And some animals are easier to just catch in traps.

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Really? I guess it's one of those things that sounds more exciting to hear about than to actually see it, then. Like, oh! I tracked down this really dangerous boar! And guess who came out on top? Me!

...but really you're just lying in wait and shooting it.

[stillnot]

Pretty much.

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That's too bad... oh, well.

[stillnot]

What, you want to see someone wrestle a boar or something?

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It would be kind of exciting, don't you think?

[stillnot]

I think I'd die.

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Are you kidding? Between you and a boar, I'd bet on you every time.

[stillnot]

Boars eat people, don't they?

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...I've never actually seen a boar, so I'm not sure.

[stillnot]

What, really? Do you even know what a boar is?

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It's a kind of pig, right? And it's got tusks, so it's a little more dangerous than other pigs.

[stillnot]

Yeah, basically.

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I wonder how its meat would taste if you cooked it...

[stillnot]

Dunno. Probably like... Pork?

[ google says that's not true, but, you know. it seems like a good guess. ]

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It's a type of pig, so probably... pork is pretty nutritious. I bet it'd taste good!

[stillnot]

Well... Since people are always asking me - what's your favorite food?

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I'm not picky, really, but... I do like sweets.

[stillnot]

[ » clementine will remember that. ]

Sweets aren't bad. Harder to get ahold of back home, but always very quick to disappear when we have them.

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[they giggle]

Well, they are delicious, so that's not surprising.